Retarded Mosh Pit

 The wtf? is strong with this one. Why is there a hardcore death metal band playing for retards? How about for retards at a christmas party? One thing I do know is thank god someone was un-retarded enough to recognize that this was a golden moment in time and needed to be captured on film.

 

The Sandman - Dream of you

I love love love this track for some reason.

Touching Boys and Building Birdhouses, You Know Gettin' Shit Done.

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Dirt Nasty - The White Album

Everyone's favorite strung-out ex-mtv vj, Dirt Nasty is back. This mixtape is a caucasian celebration of rap's pale pioneers. Here is a link to the free download:

 

Sideshow Monkey

This is one of the coolest montages of non-sensical weird clips I've seen since the last montage of non-sensical clips I watched. Seriously though I thought it was cool.

New Necro Video - Human Traffic King (White Slavery 2)

wtf?

New Showbread Video

Raw Rock Kills!

Showbread "I Think I'm Going To See You" Music Video from Showbread on Vimeo.

Jimmy Kimmel gives it to Leno with NO vaseline!!!!!!!!!!

Jimmy Kimmel has kingsize 100lb. pumpkin balls. Holy shit and rock me sexy jesus! I now have infinite undying respect for Jimmy. It gets really good at about the 2:30 mark.

My White Friends

 Oh man! I'm so proud to be white right now. I think my favorite line is "They can turn they bath tub into a meth lab". Seriously though this video is pretty sweet for someone who calls themselves Duece Poppi. Holler!

Boyfriend? Fuck You!

Oh shit! I love this. If more dudes did this maybe the price of pussy wouldn't rival platinum anymore.

Jiz!

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Finally!

I can't tell you what a relief it is to me that someone finally published a book on this subject. If there's one thing I hate, it's cleaning up retard shit.

I'll fuck you 'til you love me

God bless Mike Tyson the most unintentionally hilarious man, possibly ever.





"My style is impetuous my defense is impregnable"

Demotivational Posters

Fuck, who doesn't love these? Right.

 

  

  

 

I Heart Kristen Wiig, Hard!

Rock me sexy Jesus, I am so In love with Kristen Wiig. It's like that raw, animalistic, passionate like fuck lust kinda love. Then again sometimes it's also like that I wonder what she's doing right now, write her name in my notebook 500 times, I wish she didn't have curtains so I could see what she's doing, will you be my mother kinda love. You know just normal stuff. Nothing creepy.

WTF!?! Randomness

This is probably the strangest most random shit I've come across in a long time. Scottie Pippen gets beat up by midgets ( little persons for the p.c.). 'Nuff said. Enjoy!

Artist Spotlight on: R..A..E..D

Holy Shit! I'm not even sure where to begin with this. This shit is awesome for all the wrong reasons. After seeing the first video I HAD to see them all, each one better and harder to understand than the next.



Fuck! Soooo many questions are just running through my head. What....? ur, no I mean why....? Nevermind.

Craigslist score! As I was scanning the interweb to see what kind of merchandise my fellow Akronites were offering up tonite, I uncovered this little gem.

I love it! Bravo! Anonymous guy from Massilon. Don't you hold on to her filthy whore secrets one minute longer. Forget that two-timing, turn-coat, twat! It's time to see the silver lining to the cloud of dust she left you standing in. Yes you are taking a tremendous loss on this, but the money from the ring will at least get you a Doctors appointment and a Penicillin scrip.

Everybody's Doin' It

Filthy dubstep mix by DJ Ben Strokin. The actual mixing leaves a little to be desired, but the tracks are all great.

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