Must Not Sleep... Must Warn Others

Craigslist score! As I was scanning the interweb to see what kind of merchandise my fellow Akronites were offering up tonite, I uncovered this little gem.

I love it! Bravo! Anonymous guy from Massilon. Don't you hold on to her filthy whore secrets one minute longer. Forget that two-timing, turn-coat, twat! It's time to see the silver lining to the cloud of dust she left you standing in. Yes you are taking a tremendous loss on this, but the money from the ring will at least get you a Doctors appointment and a Penicillin scrip.